Check out this awesome Line Rider track made by Tech Dawg.
I prefer it without the music, but that's just me.
Information Exagerated by Connor McGwire at the time of exactly 09:40
This is Fat Cat news, here with breaking news.
Just recently a girl by the name of Sarah McGwire has saved Razzberry, the blog mascot from the top of a garage roof.
"It was hilarious!" said an anonymous bystander. "The only problem was that no one had a camera.
It's time for a FAT CAT newsflash.
There have recent reports of a mischievous cat drinking other peoples water and climbing on cars. These are pictures of him caught in the act. If you see this trouble maker in the act, just contact the authorities, they will say "un-huh" and ignore it.
My cousin (the one known as "Race" among my family) and I created a theme song for Razzberry. It goes like this
It's time for another installment of something that's actually about Razzberry!! Today I'll be describing his eating habits!! Woo-hoo!!
First off he eats constantly (that's why he's fat), he goes outside for five minutes, whines to get back inside, then whines again to get food, then he falls asleep where ever he wants to for usually 2hr, this happens around 3-7 times a day.
There is a good thing and a bad thing about his eating habits, the good thing is that he's not finicky about his cat food, we can feed him any type cat food we buy for him. The bad thing about his eating habits is that if he sees the bottom of the bowl he stops eating. I know this because I usually find it empty in the middle and some food on the edges, I rarely find it empty (but when I do, I suspect Razzberry closed his eyes).
That's Razzberry's eating habit's for ya'. I hope you're satisfied.
I'm writing a book called Private Eye Monkey. It's a comedy book about a private eye monkey on a mission to stop a terrorist type bad-guy named Yap Balloon. I decided to type the first part of the book and ask you to comment on what you think about it and what I should change, put in, etc. Here it is.
One day I was running around on my office celling, when a weird man with a big, golden Afro and long nose-hair barged in and frantically yelled, "Private Eye Monkey! A vial of pure stench soup has been stolen by a team of diabolical elite forces, called the team of diabolical elite forces. Their leader Yap Balloon is planning to use his Super Stench Spreader 10,000 to spread the stench all over the world, unless President Crusty the Clown gives him all the Vaseline in the world!"
"Why would I care?"
"President Crusty must give Yap Balloon's vice villain guy all the bananas in the world."
"That mad-man must be stopped! What do I need to do?""You must go to New Zealand, sneak into Yap Balloons base, take back the stench soup, then launch it (the stench soup) to one of those gas planets, like Neptune or something, then tell the president when you're done."
"I'm on it sir!" That's how my crazy adventure started...
that's as far as I'm going. Remember to leave coments saying what you liked what you think I should change, add in, etc.
Whooooooo! Yes! there is now a part in the post creation editing thing that allows you to post videos without uploading them to You Tube or something else. I thought I'd post my happiness because a. I'm weird b. My mom has to post the videos to You Tube and she forgets and c. I really need to catch on my summer joke practice and blogs while there still no school... sigh :v(
I wlil now be blgoigng cmomericals of a new ieda cerated by my cuoisns and I. Hpoe you enojy.
Oh and srory for taking so lnog to psot aagin.
Ha try to read that! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(choke)
I just saw an episode of the Most Extreme (which is a cool show that counts down the top ten animals of whatever subject, Fastest, Smartest, animal myths, etc.). The subject for the episode I saw was killer cats, so they showed the top ten deadliest cats. I didn't see all of it but I know cheetah was #10, snow leopard was #7, Tiger #6, Female Lion #5, Cougar #4, Jaguar #3, and the Leopard was #2. The reason why I wrote about this was because #1 was the Domestic Cat. It said that the Domestic Cat can kill 1,000 different species of animal or pretty much anything it can over-power. Also, house cats rarely hunt for food and instead do it for pure pleasure.
I now call Razzberry Killer cat.
I was taking funny pictures of my new lego sets, then my brother put the cat in the way. It created a new explanation of how all the skeletons died. The original was the black skeleton got scared of the catapult (even though it was only had clone trooper heads in it), ran into a spear protecting his base, the force of impact made him fling his mace at the white skeleton, which made the white skeleton practicly blow-up, ending the the idiot skeleton's reign.
Because Razzberry's #1 love is food, his fat sack almost drags on the ground when he's walking and it swings side to side when he trots up to people. Ever since we declawed Razzberry, got him a collar with a bell, and he got fat, every day it becomes harder and harder for him to hunt and eat his precious birds. His hunting days are over.
Of course, this means no more dead birds, moles, or mice on our doorstep. It also means he's going stay fat until he dies. Silly cat, lazyness is for humans. :]
Razzberry and most cats are extremely curious. Proof of that is that Razzberry got mud all over the right side of his face. Or at least I thought it was mud until my mom found out it was the brown paint my dad was using to paint a wall (what else is paint for besides pictures).
Silly cat, curiosity is for humans.
Prey in sight. Slowly approaching. Slowly, slowly, 2xslower then a slug. Butt up, legs ready, head down, ready to pounce. Razzberry jumps on the bird, sinks his teeth into its neck, there's blood all over the ground, then he leaves the bones and remaing body parts on the porch (or if he's really happy, under our bed). Of course now that he's fat that doesn't happen much.
All of the sudden a big black & white thing appears on Razzberry's cat-rader thing (how else could they know you're right behind them. When they're asleep!). It's the dog, Izzy is running up to the cat. The cat simply lays down, hisses, and whacks Izzy's nose. Thats the most exciting thing they do, except when Izzy gets really hyper and crashes into the wall.
We (we being my family and I) got a cat-cam a few weeks ago that my sister just reminded me about. Sooner or later I'll be posting pictures of where my cat goes while he's outside.
The cat-cam cost $30 (I think) and it takes timed pictures of what's right in front of your cat. Pretty sweet huh. You'll know it's ready when I post some pictures.
My family got Razzberry 6 years ago by some people. They had lost their cat Theodore (but we'll call him "Blackberry", for millitary reasons), which we found in some blackberry bushes next to our house. We named the cat blackberry and looked for LOST CAT signs. My sister (Sarah, she has a blog too, sarahsweeklyinfo.blogspot.com) finally found one and we had to give the cat back. since we Sarah was 7, I was 5, and my brother was 3, Sarah whined her head off.
After awhile, the same cat that gave birth to "Blackberry", gave birth to more cats, so they gave us two that looked like "Blackberry". We named one Blackberry and the other Razzberry.
Blackberry was fat and Razzberry was skinny (somehow). But then we lost Blackberry, and Razzberry got fat.
That's how Razzberry got his status.
Razzberry is lazy.
He thinks he owns the house, he sleeps everywhere, he sheds... constantly, he sleeps in piles of legos and in empty boxes and baskets, sleeps alot, and his fat sack swings around when he runs around. Again, that's it
Yes my cat has a name if you were wondering, it's Razzberry.
Razzberry looks like Garfieldtm. If you don't who Garfield is you were probably born yesterday, either that or you're very cut off from the world (I pity you). Anyways, Razzberry is fat, orange, silky-haired, yellow-eyed, normal-eared, long-whiskered, long-tailed, drooling, happy cat. That's it.
I made a video documentary of my cat. It is extremely stupid and I did it out of boredom. I made it to show people thinking about getting a cat that it’s not very exciting. I would have it posted if I knew how to. Until then I’ll make you wait about a year.