Killer Kitty

I just saw an episode of the Most Extreme (which is a cool show that counts down the top ten animals of whatever subject, Fastest, Smartest, animal myths, etc.). The subject for the episode I saw was killer cats, so they showed the top ten deadliest cats. I didn't see all of it but I know cheetah was #10, snow leopard was #7, Tiger #6, Female Lion #5, Cougar #4, Jaguar #3, and the Leopard was #2. The reason why I wrote about this was because #1 was the Domestic Cat. It said that the Domestic Cat can kill 1,000 different species of animal or pretty much anything it can over-power. Also, house cats rarely hunt for food and instead do it for pure pleasure.

I now call Razzberry Killer cat.

Cat vs, Lego

I was taking funny pictures of my new lego sets, then my brother put the cat in the way. It created a new explanation of how all the skeletons died. The original was the black skeleton got scared of the catapult (even though it was only had clone trooper heads in it), ran into a spear protecting his base, the force of impact made him fling his mace at the white skeleton, which made the white skeleton practicly blow-up, ending the the idiot skeleton's reign.

the Cat Video that I already put up a post about

Here's the video I wrote about (if you haven't read it, it's called Cat Video and is in my Cat Files or just scroll down a little).

Over

Because Razzberry's #1 love is food, his fat sack almost drags on the ground when he's walking and it swings side to side when he trots up to people. Ever since we declawed Razzberry, got him a collar with a bell, and he got fat, every day it becomes harder and harder for him to hunt and eat his precious birds. His hunting days are over.


Of course, this means no more dead birds, moles, or mice on our doorstep. It also means he's going stay fat until he dies. Silly cat, lazyness is for humans. :]

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Cats Are Very Curious

Razzberry and most cats are extremely curious. Proof of that is that Razzberry got mud all over the right side of his face. Or at least I thought it was mud until my mom found out it was the brown paint my dad was using to paint a wall (what else is paint for besides pictures).



Silly cat, curiosity is for humans.

CAT VS. DOG, the true story o-TTHHHHBBBTTT

Prey in sight. Slowly approaching. Slowly, slowly, 2xslower then a slug. Butt up, legs ready, head down, ready to pounce. Razzberry jumps on the bird, sinks his teeth into its neck, there's blood all over the ground, then he leaves the bones and remaing body parts on the porch (or if he's really happy, under our bed). Of course now that he's fat that doesn't happen much.

All of the sudden a big black & white thing appears on Razzberry's cat-rader thing (how else could they know you're right behind them. When they're asleep!). It's the dog, Izzy is running up to the cat. The cat simply lays down, hisses, and whacks Izzy's nose. Thats the most exciting thing they do, except when Izzy gets really hyper and crashes into the wall.

Coming soon to a... this blog

We (we being my family and I) got a cat-cam a few weeks ago that my sister just reminded me about. Sooner or later I'll be posting pictures of where my cat goes while he's outside.

The cat-cam cost $30 (I think) and it takes timed pictures of what's right in front of your cat. Pretty sweet huh. You'll know it's ready when I post some pictures.

The History of Razzberry

My family got Razzberry 6 years ago by some people. They had lost their cat Theodore (but we'll call him "Blackberry", for millitary reasons), which we found in some blackberry bushes next to our house. We named the cat blackberry and looked for LOST CAT signs. My sister (Sarah, she has a blog too, sarahsweeklyinfo.blogspot.com) finally found one and we had to give the cat back. since we Sarah was 7, I was 5, and my brother was 3, Sarah whined her head off.

After awhile, the same cat that gave birth to "Blackberry", gave birth to more cats, so they gave us two that looked like "Blackberry". We named one Blackberry and the other Razzberry.

Blackberry was fat and Razzberry was skinny (somehow). But then we lost Blackberry, and Razzberry got fat.

That's how Razzberry got his status.

Razzberry's behaviour

Razzberry is lazy.

He thinks he owns the house, he sleeps everywhere, he sheds... constantly, he sleeps in piles of legos and in empty boxes and baskets, sleeps alot, and his fat sack swings around when he runs around. Again, that's it

Physical Description of Razzberry (my cat).

Yes my cat has a name if you were wondering, it's Razzberry.

Razzberry looks like Garfieldtm. If you don't who Garfield is you were probably born yesterday, either that or you're very cut off from the world (I pity you). Anyways, Razzberry is fat, orange, silky-haired, yellow-eyed, normal-eared, long-whiskered, long-tailed, drooling, happy cat. That's it.

Cat video

I made a video documentary of my cat. It is extremely stupid and I did it out of boredom. I made it to show people thinking about getting a cat that it’s not very exciting. I would have it posted if I knew how to. Until then I’ll make you wait about a year.