Razzberry the Bird Hunter

Razzberry caught a bird this week, which means I can't call him lazy for a week.

It was really funny when he caught the bird (actually no-one saw him catch the bird) right as I opened the door (which I wouldn't have done if I had known he had the bird, the 1st set of parenthesis kinda points this out) he dropped the dead bird on the door mat, then he started being really friendly. Obviously Razzberry still loves us, but it would have been nicer if he had caught the mole in our yard that keeps making mounds of dirt everywhere.

Breaking News!! Girl saves cat!!

This is Fat Cat news, here with breaking news.

Just recently a girl by the name of Sarah McGwire has saved Razzberry, the blog mascot from the top of a garage roof.

"It was hilarious!" said an anonymous bystander. "The only problem was that no one had a camera.

Cat injury report

This is a Cat Injury Ieport (CIR).

Just recently, Razzberry has gotten a cut in between his leg and chest. I will never be writting updates because I don't feel like it.

Mischief cat

It's time for a FAT CAT newsflash.

There have recent reports of a mischievous cat drinking other peoples water and climbing on cars. These are pictures of him caught in the act. If you see this trouble maker in the act, just contact the authorities, they will say "un-huh" and ignore it.

Pictures of Razzberry

HA!! I shall now show you a bunch of what I think might be (just maybe) bad pictures of Razzberry.