Pictures of Razzberry

HA!! I shall now show you a bunch of what I think might be (just maybe) bad pictures of Razzberry.

Razzberry's Theme Song

My cousin (the one known as "Race" among my family) and I created a theme song for Razzberry. It goes like this

"Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

His purring sounds like a motor-boat.

His drool can fill a castle-moat.

He's Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

That's Razzberry for ya'"

It's the best song ever!

Razzberry's Eating Habits

It's time for another installment of something that's actually about Razzberry!! Today I'll be describing his eating habits!! Woo-hoo!!

First off he eats constantly (that's why he's fat), he goes outside for five minutes, whines to get back inside, then whines again to get food, then he falls asleep where ever he wants to for usually 2hr, this happens around 3-7 times a day.

There is a good thing and a bad thing about his eating habits, the good thing is that he's not finicky about his cat food, we can feed him any type cat food we buy for him. The bad thing about his eating habits is that if he sees the bottom of the bowl he stops eating. I know this because I usually find it empty in the middle and some food on the edges, I rarely find it empty (but when I do, I suspect Razzberry closed his eyes).

That's Razzberry's eating habit's for ya'. I hope you're satisfied.

What do you want to know?

Please leave comments on this blog sayin what you would like to learn next about Razzberry.

Private Eye Monkey, Comments&Ideas please

I'm writing a book called Private Eye Monkey. It's a comedy book about a private eye monkey on a mission to stop a terrorist type bad-guy named Yap Balloon. I decided to type the first part of the book and ask you to comment on what you think about it and what I should change, put in, etc. Here it is.

One day I was running around on my office celling, when a weird man with a big, golden Afro and long nose-hair barged in and frantically yelled, "Private Eye Monkey! A vial of pure stench soup has been stolen by a team of diabolical elite forces, called the team of diabolical elite forces. Their leader Yap Balloon is planning to use his Super Stench Spreader 10,000 to spread the stench all over the world, unless President Crusty the Clown gives him all the Vaseline in the world!"

"Why would I care?"

"President Crusty must give Yap Balloon's vice villain guy all the bananas in the world."

"That mad-man must be stopped! What do I need to do?"

"You must go to New Zealand, sneak into Yap Balloons base, take back the stench soup, then launch it (the stench soup) to one of those gas planets, like Neptune or something, then tell the president when you're done."

"I'm on it sir!" That's how my crazy adventure started...

that's as far as I'm going. Remember to leave coments saying what you liked what you think I should change, add in, etc.