Cat injury report

This is a Cat Injury Ieport (CIR).

Just recently, Razzberry has gotten a cut in between his leg and chest. I will never be writting updates because I don't feel like it.

Mischief cat

It's time for a FAT CAT newsflash.

There have recent reports of a mischievous cat drinking other peoples water and climbing on cars. These are pictures of him caught in the act. If you see this trouble maker in the act, just contact the authorities, they will say "un-huh" and ignore it.

Pictures of Razzberry

HA!! I shall now show you a bunch of what I think might be (just maybe) bad pictures of Razzberry.

Razzberry's Theme Song

My cousin (the one known as "Race" among my family) and I created a theme song for Razzberry. It goes like this

"Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

His purring sounds like a motor-boat.

His drool can fill a castle-moat.

He's Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

That's Razzberry for ya'"

It's the best song ever!

Razzberry's Eating Habits

It's time for another installment of something that's actually about Razzberry!! Today I'll be describing his eating habits!! Woo-hoo!!

First off he eats constantly (that's why he's fat), he goes outside for five minutes, whines to get back inside, then whines again to get food, then he falls asleep where ever he wants to for usually 2hr, this happens around 3-7 times a day.

There is a good thing and a bad thing about his eating habits, the good thing is that he's not finicky about his cat food, we can feed him any type cat food we buy for him. The bad thing about his eating habits is that if he sees the bottom of the bowl he stops eating. I know this because I usually find it empty in the middle and some food on the edges, I rarely find it empty (but when I do, I suspect Razzberry closed his eyes).

That's Razzberry's eating habit's for ya'. I hope you're satisfied.