Red light, Green light Variation

Sit your cat down in the grass, then back up a few feet. Wait untill he is mostly unaware of your presence, then try to sneak up and touch him or her without drawing the cats attention.

No, this does not work with dogs.

Stuff on My Cat

Go to StuffonmyCat.com. A really funny blog of pictures of cats with stuff on them.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com

Spife

Proof that Spifes (spoon knife fork) exist.

Awesome Line Rider Track

Check out this awesome Line Rider track made by Tech Dawg.

http://www.linerider.com/en/movie/monumental

I prefer it without the music, but that's just me.

Razzberry the Bird Hunter

Razzberry caught a bird this week, which means I can't call him lazy for a week.

It was really funny when he caught the bird (actually no-one saw him catch the bird) right as I opened the door (which I wouldn't have done if I had known he had the bird, the 1st set of parenthesis kinda points this out) he dropped the dead bird on the door mat, then he started being really friendly. Obviously Razzberry still loves us, but it would have been nicer if he had caught the mole in our yard that keeps making mounds of dirt everywhere.

Breaking News!! Girl saves cat!!

This is Fat Cat news, here with breaking news.

Just recently a girl by the name of Sarah McGwire has saved Razzberry, the blog mascot from the top of a garage roof.

"It was hilarious!" said an anonymous bystander. "The only problem was that no one had a camera.

Cat injury report

This is a Cat Injury Ieport (CIR).

Just recently, Razzberry has gotten a cut in between his leg and chest. I will never be writting updates because I don't feel like it.

Mischief cat

It's time for a FAT CAT newsflash.

There have recent reports of a mischievous cat drinking other peoples water and climbing on cars. These are pictures of him caught in the act. If you see this trouble maker in the act, just contact the authorities, they will say "un-huh" and ignore it.

Pictures of Razzberry

HA!! I shall now show you a bunch of what I think might be (just maybe) bad pictures of Razzberry.

Razzberry's Theme Song

My cousin (the one known as "Race" among my family) and I created a theme song for Razzberry. It goes like this

"Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

His purring sounds like a motor-boat.

His drool can fill a castle-moat.

He's Razzberry, Razzberry the wonderful cat/dog!

That's Razzberry for ya'"

It's the best song ever!

Razzberry's Eating Habits

It's time for another installment of something that's actually about Razzberry!! Today I'll be describing his eating habits!! Woo-hoo!!

First off he eats constantly (that's why he's fat), he goes outside for five minutes, whines to get back inside, then whines again to get food, then he falls asleep where ever he wants to for usually 2hr, this happens around 3-7 times a day.

There is a good thing and a bad thing about his eating habits, the good thing is that he's not finicky about his cat food, we can feed him any type cat food we buy for him. The bad thing about his eating habits is that if he sees the bottom of the bowl he stops eating. I know this because I usually find it empty in the middle and some food on the edges, I rarely find it empty (but when I do, I suspect Razzberry closed his eyes).

That's Razzberry's eating habit's for ya'. I hope you're satisfied.

What do you want to know?

Please leave comments on this blog sayin what you would like to learn next about Razzberry.

Private Eye Monkey, Comments&Ideas please

I'm writing a book called Private Eye Monkey. It's a comedy book about a private eye monkey on a mission to stop a terrorist type bad-guy named Yap Balloon. I decided to type the first part of the book and ask you to comment on what you think about it and what I should change, put in, etc. Here it is.

One day I was running around on my office celling, when a weird man with a big, golden Afro and long nose-hair barged in and frantically yelled, "Private Eye Monkey! A vial of pure stench soup has been stolen by a team of diabolical elite forces, called the team of diabolical elite forces. Their leader Yap Balloon is planning to use his Super Stench Spreader 10,000 to spread the stench all over the world, unless President Crusty the Clown gives him all the Vaseline in the world!"

"Why would I care?"

"President Crusty must give Yap Balloon's vice villain guy all the bananas in the world."

"That mad-man must be stopped! What do I need to do?"

"You must go to New Zealand, sneak into Yap Balloons base, take back the stench soup, then launch it (the stench soup) to one of those gas planets, like Neptune or something, then tell the president when you're done."

"I'm on it sir!" That's how my crazy adventure started...

that's as far as I'm going. Remember to leave coments saying what you liked what you think I should change, add in, etc.

New video posting!

Whooooooo! Yes! there is now a part in the post creation editing thing that allows you to post videos without uploading them to You Tube or something else. I thought I'd post my happiness because a. I'm weird b. My mom has to post the videos to You Tube and she forgets and c. I really need to catch on my summer joke practice and blogs while there still no school... sigh :v(

Cheezy Potatoe Sauce Commercial

I wlil now be blgoigng cmomericals of a new ieda cerated by my cuoisns and I. Hpoe you enojy.

Oh and srory for taking so lnog to psot aagin.

Ha try to read that! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(choke)

Razzberry's Favorite People

ME!!! Ha ha, just joking. Razzberry's favorite person is... Whoever just fed him last.

Killer Kitty

I just saw an episode of the Most Extreme (which is a cool show that counts down the top ten animals of whatever subject, Fastest, Smartest, animal myths, etc.). The subject for the episode I saw was killer cats, so they showed the top ten deadliest cats. I didn't see all of it but I know cheetah was #10, snow leopard was #7, Tiger #6, Female Lion #5, Cougar #4, Jaguar #3, and the Leopard was #2. The reason why I wrote about this was because #1 was the Domestic Cat. It said that the Domestic Cat can kill 1,000 different species of animal or pretty much anything it can over-power. Also, house cats rarely hunt for food and instead do it for pure pleasure.

I now call Razzberry Killer cat.

Cat vs, Lego

I was taking funny pictures of my new lego sets, then my brother put the cat in the way. It created a new explanation of how all the skeletons died. The original was the black skeleton got scared of the catapult (even though it was only had clone trooper heads in it), ran into a spear protecting his base, the force of impact made him fling his mace at the white skeleton, which made the white skeleton practicly blow-up, ending the the idiot skeleton's reign.

the Cat Video that I already put up a post about

Here's the video I wrote about (if you haven't read it, it's called Cat Video and is in my Cat Files or just scroll down a little).

Over

Because Razzberry's #1 love is food, his fat sack almost drags on the ground when he's walking and it swings side to side when he trots up to people. Ever since we declawed Razzberry, got him a collar with a bell, and he got fat, every day it becomes harder and harder for him to hunt and eat his precious birds. His hunting days are over.


Of course, this means no more dead birds, moles, or mice on our doorstep. It also means he's going stay fat until he dies. Silly cat, lazyness is for humans. :]